I’m Rich!!
I am amazed by spam. Initially, I was irritated by it. But, the more I get, the more amazed I am. If people, somewhere did not respond to it, then it would not work… so, the amazing thing is that someone out there really believes that stuff…
I get a variety of spam.. By far the most prolific is Mortgage brokers. I get many mails a day from them, and about 90% of the adware on the top of websites seems to be from them. If I wanted to refinance with some asinine ARM mortgage that would wreck me financially, I would just go to the mafia. The second most active spam ( in my mailbox ) is pharmaceuticals.. well, more often specific drugs. (Viagra being the most often touted.) Who would in their right mind by medications from someone who can't even spell the name of the drug they are selling? Amazing..
Not to be outdone, the tobacco companies or at least some shill for them, are trying to send me "free smokes". These, I dont find so amazing, as it is pretty common knowledge that the tobacco industry is trying to sell their crap to anyone, anytime, and spam might just be the best marketing they have.
My favorite? Free money. I decided to keep track of how much money I would make in 1 week from the classic Nigerian/English Barrister/Call and collect your share emails…
Free Money :
$1,000,000 from MR CHRIS ALOZIE ( chrisalozie@ig.com.br )
$450,000 from BMW and a new car! (BRAIN JONES <brainjones100@yahoo.es>. ) odd that BMW uses a yahoo mail address, but what the hay, I get a new car!
$3,328,257.20 from Mr.Raymond Eze (Esq.) ( rayeze400@ig.com.br ) $3,400,000.00 from Dr. Paul Brown <paulbrown@drbalica.com> $7,250,000.00 from Mr. Martin Mukoya <mrmartin_mukoya@martin-mukoya.com>
$850,000.00 from Mr Abebe (abebe01@virgilio.it)
$852,810.00 from Coolly White President World Bank Auditors worldbankauditors3@ig.com.br
$35,000,000.00 from NIGERIAN INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT (info@investigationdepartment.org)
$715,810.00 from INTERNATIONAL LOTTO COMMISSION (euro_africlottoclaim@ibest.com.br )
$850,000.00 from Mr. Evans (evansonumba6@virgilio.it)
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My 1 week total = $52,981,067.20 WOW!! I may need to quit my job.
I include their email address's if anybody else wants to get in on some of this free money. I am sure there is more than enough to go around. Tell them I sent you and they may throw in a couple extra million.
I think I will collect spam for a month and see how much I would make.. I could be bigger than Bill Gates!!
